Santa had a problem, and the problem was kids. Not that he didn’t love the children – far from it, their happiness was why he did what he did after all – but now there were more than ever of them. World population had grown to the point where there were 2.2 billion children that potentially wanted a gift, and that was a lot of mince pies to get through in one night!
To ensure that he’d have time to make all the deliveries, he’d taken the unprecedented step of installing agents in homes around the world – elves that sat on shelves – who were able to report on any problem, from waking children to adverse weather conditions, that might slow him down. Traditionally, a Shelf Elf would report by flying home each night leading up to Christmas, but on the big night itself the elf would have to report back in real time. Luckily for Santa, so many houses had internet connections that the Elf could use to report issues via a simple web form the Wise Old Elf had set up on the North Pole extranet. Continue reading